CAST OF CHARACTERS

TOM, male, mid-to-late twenties, slacker extraordinaire
HENRY, male, mid-to-late twenties, slacker ordinaire
LORI, female, mid-to-late twenties, diner waitress
SATAN, male, older than recorded time, Prince of Darkness

SETTING:
Diner. Middle of the night. Chrome and grease and bad music permeate the atmosphere. HENRY and TOM sit at a table, finishing their meal, coffee mugs and mostly empty plates between them. The table sits in the center of the stage, in front of a window with crooked blinds. HENRY sits stage right, TOM stage left.

HENRY is wearing khakis and a hideous blue and yellow polo shirt with a name tag saying "Ralph Wiggum" affixed to it. His shift at the video store has been over for approximately the length of one meal and the time it took to walk across the street to the diner. TOM is wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and a zip-up sweater. Every item of clothing he's wearing has holes in it. He does not have a job and is at the diner with his friend in the middle of the night because what the hell else is he going to do.