Mr. Potato Head (3)
Mr. Potato Head Goes on Tour with the Vegetables
In the small university town where Mr. Potato Head graduated from, but was unlucky finding a professional job after he was fired from the data collection laboratory he used to work for, after his bosses from the lab had realized that all his “breaks” were due to his giving ten dollar haircuts with the styling kit he maintained inside his butt, he joined a punk rock band with three other potato heads he met after posting an ad on the local Craigslist’s Miscellaneous Romance section that read: “I’m a Potato Head looking to create with at least three other Potato Heads. My hobbies include drinking Caribbean rum, politics, fashion, and the Ramones. I wear sneakers even to the beach.”
On the post, he had uploaded a picture of himself wearing his mustache, the Pastor Potato Head’s hat, and his formal-events slacks; his collared shirt, he had left inside his butt. In the picture, a colored emblem of a broken home was visible on the middle of his belly. The emblem had been painted on with a permanent marker.
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